Uncategorized · July 19, 2007
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An analogy

Fundamentalists: believe 2+2 =5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.

“Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4. but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.

“Moderate” atheists: know that 2+2 =4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.

“Militant” atheists: “Oh for pity’s sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?”

(props to Stephen Wells.)

Originally posted at The Primate Diaries, and linked to from Pharyngua.

An analogy by Will Goring, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-​Noncommercial 2.0 UK: England License.

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