Cooking the surreal way
I’m a terrible cook. Actually, I’m worse than that; I’m so much of a curse in the kitchen, I have, in the past, been banned from the kitchen while cooking has been going on, so that my very presence didn’t ruin whatever was being prepared.
It doesn’t seem to matter what the food is, my aura seems able to turn it inedible. So, maybe it’s not the food at all; maybe it’s the equipment. I mean, there’s been an oven involved every single time I’ve ruined a meal. Perhaps all I need is to find a meal that can be cooked using alternative (but still present in the kitchen) equipment?
Nah. I’m pretty sure my ineptitude would turn out to be entirely transferable, and all that would happen is I’d end up with soap flavoured fish, and fishy smelling dishes.
I do remember you burning water.