This has been all over prety much every science (or otherwise) blog on the net today, but it’s just too funny not to reproduce again:

To shock the Darwinists out of their denial of the overwhelming evidence in Greek art for the reality of Genesis events, the author urges Creationists to refer to evolutionists as what they imagine they are–”Slime-Snake-Monkey-People.” Mr. Johnson, who holds a general science degree from West Point, also suggests that since Slime-Snake-Monkey-People insist they evolved over millions of years through a countless series of random mutations, Christians should also refer to them as “mutants.”

To me, this sounds like the sort of insult I was subjected to as a seven year old, and as PZ points out, it’s not exactly accurate, either. Ah well; I guess if you can’t be right, you can at least enjoy slinging names around.