Alien ameoba-monster hides in gift box, attacks author
I always said we should be wary of LUSH, and now we have proof:
I love finding a new webcomic
From the awesome webcomic Decorum, which I discovered just today.
You really don’t want to know how I found it. Trust me.
It’s International Cephalopod Awareness Day!
And you thought I’d forgotten!
Predictably, you can check out the cephalopodcast blog (or just click the link above) for links to all the nice people doing tenticular things by way of celebration. I just wish I had something to share…
Well, I guess there’s always lolthulhu; I could link to that? No? OK, never mind - forget I said anything.
lolbible, part deux
If you liked the brief except from the lolbible I linked to a while ago, you may be interested to hear that archaeologists have recently unearthed the entire text, which is being translated and posted on the internet as fast as the international team of experts working on it can manage.
I particularly like Job 1.
Linked from Stranger Fruit.
Where the Great Old Ones are
Utter genius.
Linked from Cephalopodcast. Oh, and don’t follow that link if human/octopus hybrid action figures are the sort of thing that might upset you.
And this is why community reviews will never work
Emphasis mine:
possibly the best rpg this year on PC, 25 Jul 2007 By P. Milner - See all my reviews
Fun: 4/5
From what ive seen and read about this game it has the potential to be great!!! it has loads of depth and the graphics are truly great, a good RPG needs to have a great story and gameplay to be great and this looks like it has both over 60 hours of gameplay like the days of Final Fantasy 7.
3 different endings which you have control over on your actions in the game….. RPG fans this is a must!!
im really looking forward to this and will be counting the days!!! i gave this 4 stars because i never give 5 unless ive played and liked it.
Here’s a thought: how about you don’t review it or rate it at all unless you’ve played it? Do you even know what “review” means? Muppet.
Oh, it’s a review of The Witcher, by the way.
They’re coming…
I think maybe I’m just shockingly insensitive, but when I saw the headline for this article on the BBC, I was expecting the tribute to be:
BRAINNNSSS!!!
Those Korean pizzas are going to Hell
Remember kids, God doesn’t only “Hate Fags” – and you can bet your life I’m not linking to that filth – he’s got plenty to go around! Today’s subject: Shrimp!
Linked from just about every blog I read. Pretend I listed them here. :)
Rods
I’d never heard of Rods before today, and I don’t think I’d really missed out.
Apparently, they’re a long, stick shaped critter that flies about the landscape too fast to be seen by the naked eye, but not too fast to be picked up by cameras. Actually, they’re insects moving fast enough that the comparatively long exposure time of most cameras makes them appear stretched in the image. It’s such obvious nonsense, that I wouldn’t normally post about it. Except for one thing.
Bug Girl linked to Pink Raygun, who gives possibly the most succinct and effective argument on any subject I’ve heard all week:
Have you ever been smacked in the face by a supersonic stick creature? No, you haven’t. Which is probably the first and best argument against the existence of rods.
It also made me laugh, which is why this post exists at all.
It’s a wonder they went extinct
Shamelessly stolen from someone I don’t know called Emily Sauls on Facebook.